The funniest job interviews jokes, ranked.

2 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

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   I'm Telling You for the Last Time, 1998 · on Job interviews

   76

   “What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.”

   A clean analogy with a cheeky single point of difference.

   Wikiquote: Jerry Seinfeld ↗All Job interviews jokes →

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   JC

   Edinburgh Fringe set, 2015 · on Job interviews

   70

   “I never lie on my CV, because it creases it.”

   Honourable mention in the Guardian's coverage of Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2015Neat pun on 'lie' that redirects CV honesty to stationery care.

   The Guardian: Top 10 jokes from the 2015 Edinburgh fringe ↗All Job interviews jokes →