The funniest online reviews jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

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   Asian Comedian Destroys America!, 2019 · on Online reviews

   74

   Chieng rails against guests' dietary requirements at his wedding.

   “No one's every written a bad Yelp review because they died at a Chinese wedding.”

   Extreme stakes collide with petty review culture.

   Scraps from the Loft: Ronny Chieng, Asian Comedian Destroys America! transcript ↗All Online reviews jokes →

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   Look at You, 2022 · on Online reviews

   72

   Tomlinson describes a suicide hotline ghosting her mid-call.

   “Even if I was mad, what am I gonna do, hop on Yelp? Like, "One star, totally killed myself. […] You're gonna wish I killed myself after this review."”

   Pitch-black inversion of the review format.

   Scraps from the Loft: Taylor Tomlinson, Look at You transcript ↗All Online reviews jokes →

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   Spicy Honey, 2017 · on Online reviews

   72

   “I found a review of a place, where they said, "The baristas here are presumptuous." […] Presumptuous… "May I get you something to drink?" "Whoa! […] Easy, Tiger."”

   Takes a misused word literally and acts out the outrage.

   Scraps from the Loft: Todd Barry, Spicy Honey transcript ↗All Online reviews jokes →