The funniest the internet jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   Kid Gorgeous, 2018 · on The internet

   84

   “You spend most of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean.”

   Exposes a daily absurdity, then escalates to despair.

   Wikiquote: John Mulaney ↗All The internet jokes →

2. 2

   

   Inside (song "Welcome to the Internet"), 2021 · on The internet

   78

   “Here's a healthy breakfast option / You should kill your mom / Here's why women never fuck you / Here's how you can build a bomb / Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz”

   Whiplash juxtaposition mirrors the feed exactly.

   Scraps from the Loft: Bo Burnham, Inside transcript ↗All The internet jokes →

3. 3

   

   Showman, 2020 · on The internet

   66

   “Why did it take us three years to realize all the websites start with www? […] We must have wasted a fortnight of our lives just going, "wwwwww…"”

   Nostalgic and true; the 'fortnight' estimate gives it a button.

   Scraps from the Loft: Michael McIntyre, Showman transcript ↗All The internet jokes →