The funniest passwords jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

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   Edinburgh Fringe 2011, 2011 · on Passwords

   84

   “I needed a password with eight characters – so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2011 (winner)Literalises 'characters' with a perfect, instantly countable answer.

   Chortle: Dave's top 10 Fringe jokes 2011 ↗All Passwords jokes →

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   Showman, 2020 · on Passwords

   72

   Forgot-password security questions ask about your own life, and you can't remember the answers.

   “"What is your favorite pet?" "Oh, no, I can't believe I chose one." The dog walks in, "If it isn't me, I'm leaving. I'm literally walking out the door."”

   The security question becomes a family betrayal.

   Scraps from the Loft: Michael McIntyre, Showman transcript ↗All Passwords jokes →

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   Spicy Honey, 2017 · on Passwords

   70

   Barry would never let a band stay at his place, even the Beatles.

   “No, you can't have my WiFi password. […] Dip into your 4G, motherfucker. […] You're in The Beatles.”

   Petty stinginess aimed at the Beatles is a funny status mismatch.

   Scraps from the Loft: Todd Barry, Spicy Honey transcript ↗All Passwords jokes →