The funniest smart speakers jokes, ranked.

4 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   Dad Man Walking, 2024 · on Smart speakers

   78

   Meyers's wife is named Alexi, so their Alexa often thinks he's talking to it.

   “I only use my wife's first name when we're fighting and I'm being passive aggressive, which means our Alexa often says things like, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean by, we all can't be as perfect as you.”

   Alexa repeating the passive-aggressive line exposes him perfectly.

   Scraps from the Loft: Seth Meyers, Dad Man Walking transcript ↗All Smart speakers jokes →

2. 2

   

   I'm Only Joking, 2020 · on Smart speakers

   74

   “The closest I've come to a relationship since, though, has been with Alexa. Ah, lovely Alexa. Stores and records everything you say, so that she can use it in the future. Just like a real girlfriend.”

   Surveillance tech reframed as a relationship trait.

   Scraps from the Loft: Jack Whitehall, I'm Only Joking transcript ↗All Smart speakers jokes →

3. 3

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   Secret Time, 2018 · on Smart speakers

   72

   His family tells him they don't like the way he talks to Alexa and that he'd respect it more if it were a man.

   “I said, "It's not a man or a woman. It's a cylinder I bought, and I'll throw it in the fucking pool."”

   The blunt 'cylinder I bought' deflates the whole debate.

   Scraps from the Loft: Bert Kreischer, Secret Time transcript ↗All Smart speakers jokes →

4. 4

   

   Asian Comedian Destroys America!, 2019 · on Smart speakers

   70

   Racing home to pack in five minutes before a flight.

   “I said, "Alexa, time five minutes." And then… […] …Alexa was like, "Would you also like me to buy you a watch and a clock?"”

   Nails the upsell reflex of a shopping company's assistant.

   Scraps from the Loft: Ronny Chieng, Asian Comedian Destroys America! transcript ↗All Smart speakers jokes →