The funniest camping jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   King Baby, 2009 · on Camping

   80

   “I married a woman who loves to camp and I am what you would call indoorsy. I'm surprised we can still get people to camp. "Hey, wanna burn a couple of vacation days sleeping on the ground outside?"”

   'Indoorsy' plus the sales-pitch reframe make camping sound insane.

   Wikiquote: Jim Gaffigan ↗All Camping jokes →

2. 2

   PW

   Edinburgh Fringe set, 2017 · on Camping

   72

   “For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don’t want to do it.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2017 – top 15 (No. 13)Flips the expected 'peaceful like camping' comparison into a shrug.

   The Independent: Edinburgh Fringe 2017 funniest jokes revealed ↗All Camping jokes →

3. 3

   BE

   Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie, 2003 · on Camping

   60

   “I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."”

   Serviceable acronym gag; you half-guess it.

   Wikiquote: Bill Engvall ↗All Camping jokes →