The funniest grandparents jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   TA

   stand-up (quoted by NPR) · on Grandparents

   80

   Alexandro tells a crowd his grandparents were married for 62 years, and waits while they clap.

   “Not happily.”

   Lets the audience applaud before pulling the rug with two words.

   NPR — For Three Comedians, Valentine's Day Makes For One Big Joke (2015) ↗All Grandparents jokes →

2. 2

   SM

   Edinburgh Fringe show, 2016 · on Grandparents

   79

   “Why is it old people say ‘there’s no place like home’, yet when you put them in one …”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2016, #2Ruthless double meaning of 'home', left for you to finish.

   Chortle — And the joke of the 2016 Fringe is… ↗All Grandparents jokes →

3. 3

   

   Stay Hungry, 2019 · on Grandparents

   68

   “Now, I had grandparents that lived 52 years in the United States. Not one word of English, nothing.”

   Specific immigrant-family detail, more vivid than surprising.

   Scraps from the Loft — Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry (transcript) ↗All Grandparents jokes →