The funniest teenagers jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   Tamborine, 2018 · on Teenagers

   80

   At his daughter's high school freshman orientation, a speaker tells the kids they can be anything they want.

   “Maybe four of them could be anything they wanna be. But the other 2,000 better learn how to weld.”

   Brutal statistical honesty cutting through an inspirational speech.

   Scraps from the Loft — Chris Rock: Tamborine (transcript) ↗All Teenagers jokes →

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   Social Studies ("Tips for Teens"), 1981 · on Teenagers

   80

   “Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.”

   Wistful and cynical at once; adulthood summed up by a ringing phone.

   Wikiquote — Fran Lebowitz (Social Studies, “Tips for Teens”) ↗All Teenagers jokes →

3. 3

   

   Look at You, 2022 · on Teenagers

   76

   “When I was in high school, I was like, “Dad, I think I’m depressed.” And he was, like, “You just need some protein. Get a scoop of peanut butter.””

   Teen angst met with the most dad-shaped solution possible.

   Scraps from the Loft — Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You (transcript) ↗All Teenagers jokes →