The funniest siblings jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

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   Edinburgh Fringe show, 2012 · on Siblings

   86

   “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2012, #3Ten words, an impossible premise, and a whole family's cruelty implied.

   ShortList — The Fringe's funniest jokes revealed (2012) ↗All Siblings jokes →

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   Bones and All, 2024 · on Siblings

   82

   In a childhood rivalry his little brother let Jeselnik's dog run off, so Jeselnik poisoned his brother's fish; the dog came home the next day.

   “But my brother, he died from the salmon.”

   A petty revenge story that swerves into a wordplay murder.

   Scraps from the Loft — Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All (transcript) ↗All Siblings jokes →

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   Lobby Baby, 2019 · on Siblings

   78

   Meyers describes how his wife and her sister fight.

   “One of them will say, “Hey, when you borrowed my sweater, you stretched out the neck.” And the other one will say, “You were a slut in high school.””

   Nails how sister fights skip every step of escalation.

   Scraps from the Loft — Seth Meyers: Lobby Baby (transcript) ↗All Siblings jokes →