The funniest winter jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

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    Lewis Black
    Lewis Black

    Black on Broadway, 2004 · on Winter

    77
    “You see what I felt they should have done for our first public works project is build a giant wall across the entire border of Canada...because THAT'S where the cold air comes from!”

    Blames a whole country for winter and proposes infrastructure against it.

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    Ed Byrne

    Different Class, 2009 · on Winter

    75
    “For me snowboarding is basically like being beaten up by a mountain.”

    One vivid image that anyone who has tried snowboarding recognizes.

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    Bill Maher

    Real Time with Bill Maher, 2010 · on Winter

    68

    On why people stopped believing in global warming.

    “One major reason, pollsters say, is, "we had a very cold, snowy winter". Which is like saying the sun might not be real because last night it got dark.”

    A clean analogy more than a surprise.

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