The funniest dating apps jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   Buried Alive (Netflix special), 2013 · on Dating apps

   72

   A friend met his wife online by searching 'Jewish' plus his zip code.

   “I typed Wendy's and my zip code then I got some nuggets, he got a wife the exact same way!”

   Equating finding a spouse with finding nuggets lands the absurd logic of search-filter romance.

   Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Dating apps jokes →

2. 2

   

   Have It All (Netflix special), 2024 · on Dating apps

   68

   “If you're single, your married friends don't want you to be happy... They want you on those apps because the apps look fun and they can't go on them”

   Flips the 'supportive married friend' into a spectator living vicariously through your swipes.

   CinemaBlend – Taylor Tomlinson quotes ↗All Dating apps jokes →

3. 3

   

   Elder Millennial (Netflix special), 2018 · on Dating apps

   55

   “We met on a dating app, which is… less of a product of my lack of creativity and more a result of my generation.”

   Wry and relatable, but more observation than turn.

   Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Dating apps jokes →