The funniest flirting jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   Look at You (Netflix special), 2022 · on Flirting

   77

   “I dated a guy once who told me that flirting with me was like punching water. And I was like, “Why? 'Cause it's pointless or 'cause you look stupid doing it?””

   Her comeback weaponises his own metaphor against him.

   Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Flirting jokes →

2. 2

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   Naked Beneath My Clothes (book, p. 61), 1992 · on Flirting

   70

   “Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men — how about "New Car Interior"?”

   A specific, plausible product name makes the gender observation land.

   Wikiquote – Rita Rudner (citing Naked Beneath My Clothes, 1992, p. 61) ↗All Flirting jokes →

3. 3

   

   Elder Millennial (Netflix special), 2018 · on Flirting

   63

   “You've only got one shot. It's like 8 Mile, but with flirting. Hopefully there's no vomit on your shirt.”

   Eminem callback cleverly hijacks the 'mom's spaghetti' lyric.

   Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Flirting jokes →