The funniest sex jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   WA

   Love and Death (film), 1975 · on Sex

   82

   “Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

   Concedes the moral point, then ranks it — elegant and economical.

   Wikiquote – Woody Allen (citing Love and Death, 1975) ↗All Sex jokes →

2. 2

   

   Edinburgh Fringe 2012, 2012 · on Sex

   80

   “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2012 – 2nd placeInnocent phrase flips to a cheeky image with perfect timing.

   The Guardian – Edinburgh fringe's funniest jokes revealed (2012) ↗All Sex jokes →

3. 3

   SD

   Edinburgh Fringe 2022, 2022 · on Sex

   72

   “Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2022 – 9th placeOffice-delegation analogy makes the taboo mundane and sly.

   Time Out – the top ten jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe 2022 ↗All Sex jokes →