The funniest buffets jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   The Greatest Average American (Netflix special), 2024 · on Buffets

   74

   “There was a Chuck E. Cheese that got caught, if people didn't eat all their pizza, they'd put it back out on the buffet. And that would shut down any normal business. And with Chuck E. Cheese, they have thrived.”

   Deadpan acceptance of a scandal; tag: 'I thought that's what they were doing.'

   Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Buffets jokes →

2. 2

   

   Never Scared (HBO special), 2004 · on Buffets

   66

   On guys who eat the buffet at a strip club.

   “Are you THAT hungry? Motherfucker, go to Mickey D's or some shit!”

   Outrage escalation; closes on 'Titties and tater tots don't mix!'

   Wikiquote – Chris Rock (citing Never Scared, 2004) ↗All Buffets jokes →

3. 3

   

   Interview, Las Vegas Sun, 2007 · on Buffets

   66

   “The whole notion of all-you-can-eat is insane. It's a challenge: It's not even all you want to eat. It's all you can eat.”

   Parses the slogan into a dare; observational rather than explosive.

   Las Vegas Sun – Take five: Jim Gaffigan ↗All Buffets jokes →