The funniest gluten-free jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   

   Baby Cobra (Netflix special), 2016 · on Gluten-free

   80

   'We eat gluten-free, which means we eat all that bread that tastes like free-range Chewbacca.'

   “We eat that lesbian bread that's like… …a thousand percent of your daily fiber… and 20 percent spoken word poetry.”

   Nutrition-label format smuggles in a perfect cultural jab.

   Ali Wong: Baby Cobra – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Gluten-free jokes →

2. 2

   

   Freezing Hot (Netflix special), 2015 · on Gluten-free

   70

   Ordering one flatbread for the whole group of friends.

   “doesn't do dairy, doesn't do gluten, she doesn't know what gluten is, but feels like she doesn't do it this week.”

   Nails the vibe-based diet with 'this week'.

   Iliza Shlesinger: Freezing Hot – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Gluten-free jokes →

3. 3

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   Edinburgh Fringe 2023, 2023 · on Gluten-free

   68

   “How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2023 – 6th placeTight bilingual pun; nine words.

   Taylor Herring (for Dave) – Dave's Joke of the Fringe 2023 ↗All Gluten-free jokes →