The funniest hangovers jokes, ranked.

2 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   DM

   Quoted in Halliwell's Who's Who in the Movies · on Hangovers

   80

   “I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”

   Inverts the hangover: sobriety's morning is the real tragedy.

   Wikiquote – Dean Martin (citing Leslie Halliwell) ↗All Hangovers jokes →

2. 2

   

   Dark Pale (special), 2023 · on Hangovers

   70

   “People think I'm hungover. They're like, “You tie one on last night?” “No, this is just my body trying to stay alive.””

   Middle-age exhaustion indistinguishable from a hangover — bleakly funny.

   Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale – transcript (Scraps from the Loft) ↗All Hangovers jokes →