The funniest vegans jokes, ranked.

3 comedians, one topic. Quoted from the source, funniest first by our laugh score: surprise of the turn (40), economy (30) and specificity (30).

1. 1

   DA

   Edinburgh Fringe 2018, 2018 · on Vegans

   70

   “In my last relationship I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2018 – 4th placeFlips the objectification complaint via diet ethics.

   WhatsOnStage – top 10 jokes at Edinburgh Fringe 2018 ↗All Vegans jokes →

2. 2

   AC

   Edinburgh Fringe 2017, 2017 · on Vegans

   66

   “As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.”

   Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2017 – 12th placeGrocer/grosser pun told from inside the group.

   The Independent – Edinburgh Fringe 2017 funniest jokes revealed ↗All Vegans jokes →

3. 3

   BH

   Edinburgh Fringe 2010, 2010 · on Vegans

   62

   “Some of my best friends are vegan. They were going to come today but they didn't have the energy to climb up the stairs.”

   Dave's Joke of the Fringe 2010 – shortlistStock 'weak vegan' stereotype, crisply delivered.

   British Comedy Guide – top 10 jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe 2010 ↗All Vegans jokes →