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The heist file

The 45 most famous stolen jokes in comedy.

Every case of joke theft here puts their version next to the original, says what happened next, and rates how close the two are. Swipe a post to see the original, or search any comedian.

45 of 45 cases

  1. Josh OstrovskyPW

    The debauched daily planner

    Josh Ostrovsky , compared with Patrick Walsh

    Stolen#1

    A day-planner page blocks out hours of partying and hedonism, then ends with a sober appointment to discuss 401K options with an accountant.

    Their versionJosh Ostrovsky
    “"drugs and alcohol" … "crush pussy" … "meet with accountant to discuss 401K options."”

    @thefatjewish (Instagram), 2014quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalPatrick Walsh

    Walsh, a comedy and TV writer, made the planner joke image; a friend later saw it on the Fat Jew account without knowing Walsh made it. (paraphrase)

    Social media postfind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar98%

    The same image reposted with Walsh's name, handle, face and date removed, so premise, layout and payoff all match.

    • Premise 40/40
    • Structure 30/30
    • Punchline 28/30

    Context

  2. ETDM

    Dress like a lion

    Elliot Tebele and Josh Ostrovsky , compared with Davon Magwood

    Stolen#2

    After the Cecil the Lion outrage, a Black comic jokes he should dress as a lion so his death at the hands of police would get white people's attention.

    Their versionElliot Tebele and Josh Ostrovsky

    Both accounts reposted the tweet to their millions of followers without attribution. (paraphrase)

    @fuckjerry and @thefatjewish (Instagram), 2015find on YouTube ↗

    The originalDavon Magwood
    “Going to start dressing like a Lion. That way cops know that if they kill me. White people will avenge me”

    Twitter, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar98%

    Not two jokes but one: both accounts reposted Magwood's tweet without credit, so every beat matches.

    • Premise 40/40
    • Structure 30/30
    • Punchline 28/30

    Context

  3. Joe PasqualeMR

    'Hey you, what are you doing in my garden?'

    Joe Pasquale , compared with Michael Redmond

    Highly inspired#3

    A comic opens with 'A lot of people say to me, "Hey you"', and the payoff reveals the next words are 'what are you doing in my garden?'

    Their versionJoe Pasquale

    Pasquale performed the line to a national TV audience, having already used it in his Blackpool summer-season act. (paraphrase)

    Royal Variety Performance, 1995find on YouTube ↗

    The originalMichael Redmond
    “A lot of people say to me, 'Hey you,' … 'what are you doing in my garden?'”

    London alternative-comedy circuit, 1987quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar96%

    The same one-liner, setup and reveal, eight years after Redmond wrote it; Pasquale said it reached him second-hand through a pantomime.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 28/30
    • Punchline 29/30

    Context

  4. DWPC

    Hans free

    Darren Walsh , compared with Pete Cunningham

    Parallel thinking#4

    Deleting all the German names from your phone makes it 'Hans free' — and two comics turned out to have it.

    Their versionDarren Walsh
    “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free”

    Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe (winner), Edinburgh, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalPete Cunningham

    Cunningham's Frank Sanazi persona said he had used the line for seven or eight years, and tweeted it at Walsh in April 2015. (paraphrase)

    Twitter and stage actfind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar94%

    The same Hans-free pun word for word; Walsh's own 2011 tweet suggests both comics reached it on their own.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 27/30
    • Punchline 28/30

    Context

  5. Olaf FalafelNJ

    Florets

    Olaf Falafel , compared with Noel James

    Parallel thinking#5

    Randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower' means you might have florets (Tourette's).

    Their versionOlaf Falafel
    “I keep randomly shouting out "Broccoli" and "Cauliflower'"- I think I might have florets”

    Dave's Joke of the Fringe (winner), Edinburgh, 2019quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalNoel James

    James said he co-wrote the same gag around 2005 with Swansea artist Mathew Walters and had done it on the circuit for nearly 15 years. (paraphrase)

    UK club circuit, 2005find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar94%

    The same florets pun almost word for word, but printed versions from 2006 point to a widely circulating joke reached independently.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 27/30
    • Punchline 28/30

    Context

  6. Amy SchumerWendy Liebman

    Old-fashioned: the guy should pay

    Amy Schumer , compared with Wendy Liebman

    Parallel thinking#6

    The comic says she's traditional about men paying, then twists it into paying for sex.

    Their versionAmy Schumer
    “I am a good person, I swear to you. Like, I'm very old-school. I think the guy should pay on the first date ... for sex”

    Live at the Apollo (HBO), 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalWendy Liebman
    “I'm old fashioned. On a date I like it when the man pays. For sex.”

    Stand-up act (1990s)quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar93%

    Line for line the same joke, old-fashioned values flipped into paying for sex; Liebman later called it parallel thinking.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 27/30
    • Punchline 28/30

    Context

  7. Conan O'BrienRA

    Two passengers fight over the armrest

    Conan O'Brien , compared with Robert "Alex" Kaseberg

    Parallel thinking#7

    A Delta flight took off with only two passengers, and they still fought over the armrest.

    Their versionConan O'Brien
    “Yesterday, a Delta flight from Cleveland to New York took off with just 2 passengers. Yet somehow, they spent the whole flight fighting over the armrest.”

    Conan (TBS) monologue, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalRobert "Alex" Kaseberg
    “A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers. And they fought over control of the armrest the entire flight.”

    Blog, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar93%

    Practically identical joke, yet court records show Conan's writer submitted it hours before Kaseberg posted, so it was likely written twice independently.

    • Premise 40/40
    • Structure 28/30
    • Punchline 25/30

    Context

  8. JPLee Mack

    Lee Mack's rock-concert routine on Australia's Got Talent

    Jordan Paris , compared with Lee Mack

    Stolen#8

    A comic routine about going to a big rock concert, delivered by a TV-talent-show contestant as his own.

    Their versionJordan Paris

    The 22-year-old contestant reached the semi-finals with a stand-up set whose punchlines matched Lee Mack's almost word for word. (paraphrase)

    Australia's Got Talent (Seven Network), 2011find on YouTube ↗

    The originalLee Mack

    Mack's routine about attending a rock concert, which supplied the bulk of Paris's audition punchlines. (paraphrase)

    Stand-up routinefind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar91%

    A talent-show contestant performed Lee Mack's rock-concert routine nearly word for word; the only change was claiming it as his own.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 25/30
    • Punchline 28/30

    Context

  9. Conan O'BrienRA

    Brady gives his MVP truck to Pete Carroll

    Conan O'Brien , compared with Robert "Alex" Kaseberg

    Highly inspired#9

    Tom Brady says he will give his Super Bowl MVP truck to whoever really won the game, which means Seahawks coach Pete Carroll.

    Their versionConan O'Brien
    “Tom Brady said he wants to give the truck that he was given as Super Bowl MVP . . . to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. … Brady's giving his truck to Seahawks coach Pete Carroll.”

    Conan (TBS) monologue, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalRobert "Alex" Kaseberg
    “Tom Brady said he wants to give his MVP truck to the man who won the game for the Patriots. So enjoy that truck, Pete Carroll.”

    Blog / Twitter, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar91%

    Nearly word-for-word: same setup, same twist, same Pete Carroll payoff, though O'Brien noted many people on Twitter wrote this gag.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 27/30
    • Punchline 25/30

    Context

  10. James CordenRicky Gervais

    Twitter isn't a town square (guitar lessons)

    James Corden , compared with Ricky Gervais

    Stolen#10

    Online outrage is like seeing a 'guitar lessons' notice in a town square and angrily objecting that you don't want guitar lessons.

    Their versionJames Corden
    “if someone puts up a poster in a town square that says guitar lessons available, you don't get people in the town square saying, 'I don't want to play the guitar! …'”

    The Late Late Show with James Corden (monologue), 2022quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    The originalRicky Gervais
    “like going into a town square, and seeing a big notice board that says, 'Notice: Guitar lessons,' and going: 'I don't f---ing want guitar lessons!' … Fine! It's not for you, then. Just walk away, don't worry about it.”

    Humanity (Netflix), 2018quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar91%

    Same town-square guitar-lessons analogy with the same shouted line; only the closing kicker differs, and Corden admitted telling Gervais's joke.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 27/30
    • Punchline 25/30

    Context

  11. Conan O'BrienRA

    The shrinking Washington Monument

    Conan O'Brien , compared with Robert "Alex" Kaseberg

    Highly inspired#11

    News that the Washington Monument measured about ten inches shorter becomes a cold-weather "shrinkage" joke.

    Their versionConan O'Brien
    “Yesterday surveyors[] announced that the Washington Monument is ten inches shorter than what's been previously recorded. Yeah. Of course, the monument is blaming the shrinkage on the cold weather. Penis joke.”

    Conan (TBS) monologue, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalRobert "Alex" Kaseberg
    “The Washington Monument is ten inches shorter than previously thought. You know the winter has been cold when a monument suffers from shrinkage.”

    Twitter / blog, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar90%

    Same news hook and the same shrinkage-from-the-cold payoff; Conan's version just gives the monument the excuse and adds a tag.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 27/30
    • Punchline 24/30

    Context

  12. Jay MohrRick Shapiro

    The screaming Irish bartender

    Jay Mohr , compared with Rick Shapiro

    Stolen#12

    A volatile, yelling Irish bartender character performed as a manic rant.

    Their versionJay Mohr

    Mohr pitched the routine as his own in an SNL writers' meeting, and it aired as a sketch with him performing it. (paraphrase)

    Saturday Night Live sketch, 1995find on YouTube ↗

    The originalRick Shapiro

    Shapiro's club routine as a screaming Irish bartender, which his lawyer showed Lorne Michaels on videotape. (paraphrase)

    Club stand-up act▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar89%

    The same screaming Irish bartender routine, moved from Shapiro's club act to an SNL sketch; Mohr later admitted it in his memoir.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 26/30
    • Punchline 25/30

    Context

  13. Grant DenyerMatty Johns

    Showing a 10-year-old the board game Test Match

    Grant Denyer , compared with Matty Johns

    Stolen#13

    An adult proudly introduces a modern kid to the old cricket board game Test Match, and the kid is deeply unimpressed by the technology.

    Their versionGrant Denyer

    Denyer told the story on air as something that happened to him. (paraphrase)

    The Kyle & Jackie O Show (KIIS FM), 2017find on YouTube ↗

    The originalMatty Johns

    Johns had told the anecdote to Denyer, who'd also appeared as a guest on Triple M's show. (paraphrase)

    The Grill Team (Triple M), 2017find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar89%

    Denyer retold Johns's Test Match story as his own; the anecdote is the same, only the person it happened to changed.

    • Premise 39/40
    • Structure 26/30
    • Punchline 24/30

    Context

  14. David CameronSR

    He's loving Engels instead

    David Cameron , compared with Stu Richards

    Parallel thinking#14

    A Robbie Williams 'Angels' pun about a left-wing politician drifting from Marx to Engels.

    Their versionDavid Cameron
    “I followed very carefully his [Ed's] interview on Desert Island Discs, and I think it's fair to say, he he's no longer a follower of Marx - he's loving Engels instead.”

    Prime Minister's Questions, House of Commons, 2013quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalStu Richards
    “he's loving Engels instead”

    Club set, 2012quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar88%

    Identical 'loving Engels' punchline about Miliband, but the pun is obvious enough that Cameron's writers could have reached it on their own.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 22/30
    • Punchline 30/30

    Context

  15. EDaniel Tosh

    Web Redemption: give it another shot

    ESPN , compared with Daniel Tosh

    Highly inspired#15

    Find the person from an embarrassing viral fail video, interview them, and ask whether they are willing to give it another shot.

    Their versionESPN
    “give it another shot”

    SportsCenter — "Awesome Video Segment", 2014quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalDaniel Tosh
    “Are you ready to give it another shot?”

    Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — "Web Redemption"quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar87%

    Same format and the same give-it-another-shot ask; ESPN says the phrase is common, and only its first episode is on record.

    • Premise 37/40
    • Structure 26/30
    • Punchline 24/30

    Context

  16. Kiku ShardaAG

    Elder brothers make fast bowlers

    Kiku Sharda , compared with Abijit Ganguly

    Stolen#16

    India's pace bowlers all have elder brothers, because older siblings never let the younger one bat.

    Their versionKiku Sharda

    Interviewing a female fast bowler, Sharda delivered the same observation using the same cricketers as examples. (Video is India Today's report on the accusation.) (paraphrase)

    The Kapil Sharma Show, 100th episode, 2017▶ watch ↗

    The originalAbijit Ganguly
    “Do you realise how weird it is that India's bowling strength depends on the fact that elder brothers never let younger brothers ever bat?”

    Having an Elder Brother (Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai), 2017quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar87%

    Same observation, same cricketer examples and same conclusion, aired two weeks after Ganguly posted it; only the interview framing is new.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 24/30
    • Punchline 25/30

    Context

  17. Carlos MenciaBill Cosby

    The football son who thanks Mom

    Carlos Mencia , compared with Bill Cosby

    Highly inspired#17

    A father pours years into training his son for football glory, and on camera the son only gives a shout-out to his mother.

    Their versionCarlos Mencia
    “I love you, Mom!”

    No Strings Attached (Comedy Central), 2006quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    The originalBill Cosby

    Cosby's parenting set includes the dad who invests everything in his athlete son, who then greets Mom on TV; he also touched on it in his book Fatherhood. (paraphrase)

    Bill Cosby: Himself, 1983find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar86%

    Same dad, same years of sacrifice, same snub when the son thanks only Mom on TV; only the exact wording differs.

    • Premise 37/40
    • Structure 25/30
    • Punchline 24/30

    Context

  18. Robin WilliamsJohn Witherspoon

    "What's happening, plasma?"

    Robin Williams , compared with John Witherspoon

    Highly inspired#18

    A jive-style greeting line that addresses someone as "plasma."

    Their versionRobin Williams

    Williams used the line during his Mork & Mindy breakout, in front of a national TV audience. (paraphrase)

    Mork & Mindy era (TV and stand-up), 1979find on YouTube ↗

    The originalJohn Witherspoon
    “what's happening, plasma?”

    Comedy Store stand-upquote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar85%

    The same odd greeting, calling someone plasma, moved from a club act to national TV; the only difference is the stage.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 22/30
    • Punchline 27/30

    Context

  19. Conan O'BrienRA

    Bruce Jenner cul-de-sac

    Conan O'Brien , compared with Robert "Alex" Kaseberg

    Highly inspired#19

    Towns with streets named for Bruce Jenner must rename them Caitlyn, so a Jenner cul-de-sac gets a "sack" pun.

    Their versionConan O'Brien
    “Some cities that have streets named after Bruce Jenner are trying to change the streets' names to Caitlyn Jenner. If you live on Bruce Jenner cul-de-sac it will now be cul-de-no-sack.”

    Conan (TBS) monologue, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalRobert "Alex" Kaseberg
    “Three towns, two in Texas, one in Tennessee, have streets named after Bruce Jenner and now they have to consider changing them to Caitlyn. And one will have to change from a Cul-De-Sac to a Cul-De-Sackless.”

    Blog / Twitter, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar85%

    Same news, same cul-de-sac angle and same sack pun; the final coined word is worded differently.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 26/30
    • Punchline 21/30

    Context

  20. Trevor NoahDave Chappelle

    The racism connoisseur

    Trevor Noah , compared with Dave Chappelle

    Highly inspired#20

    A traveling Black comic calls himself a "racism connoisseur" who compares regional styles of racism, ending on a stranger cheerfully greeting him with a slur.

    Their versionTrevor Noah
    “Before I came to America, I thought I knew all kinds of racism. I've always considered myself something of a racism connoisseur. I appreciate the finer racism. Not to say I appreciate all racism, but a finer racism.”

    Stand-up set at Politicon, Los Angeles, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalDave Chappelle
    “Traveling has made me a racism connoisseur, if you will. You know, it's different region to region. Anyone ever been down South? So you guys know what I'm talking about. The racism down there is just f—ing — it's perfect.”

    HBO stand-up special, 1998quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar84%

    Same connoisseur label, same regional comparison and same polite-slur ending, seventeen years apart; Noah argues nobody owns a premise.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 26/30
    • Punchline 20/30

    Context

  21. Russell PetersGina Yashere

    Parent mistakes 'punani' for a fruit

    Russell Peters , compared with Gina Yashere

    Stolen#21

    An immigrant parent hears the Jamaican slang word 'punani' and assumes it's an exotic tropical fruit.

    Their versionRussell Peters

    Peters told it about his Indian father misunderstanding the slang, in the breakout Canadian TV set that helped make him famous. (paraphrase)

    Comedy Now! (CTV), 2004find on YouTube ↗

    The originalGina Yashere

    Yashere's original was about her Nigerian mother taking 'punani' to be a fruit. (paraphrase)

    UK club setfind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar78%

    Same mistaken-fruit joke with the parent swapped from Nigerian mother to Indian father; Peters admits he took Yashere's eight words.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 20/30
    • Punchline 22/30

    Context

  22. SNTH

    Not trying to have sex with the pumpkins

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Temple Horses

    Highly inspired#22

    A pumpkin-patch owner confronts staff accused of doing indecent things with his pumpkins, scolds them that children are nearby, and bans them from the patch.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live

    A patch owner has to fire three employees caught having sex with the pumpkins, as they protest and kids wander by. (paraphrase)

    SNL — "The Pumpkin Patch" (Awkwafina episode), 2018▶ watch ↗

    The originalTemple Horses

    An October 2014 sketch where the owner catches a group with his pumpkins; they deny it, he points to the children, and they are thrown out. (paraphrase)

    YouTube sketch, 2014▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar75%

    Same odd premise and a similar caught-deny-kids-ejected arc; NBC says SNL's writers came up with it independently, and no lines can be compared.

    • Premise 37/40
    • Structure 23/30
    • Punchline 15/30

    Context

  23. Gad ElmalehMartin Matte

    Walking in ski boots

    Gad Elmaleh , compared with Martin Matte

    Stolen#23

    Act out how absurd and robotic everyone looks clomping around in ski boots off the slopes.

    Their versionGad Elmaleh

    Elmaleh does a silly stiff-legged walk to show how comic people look walking in ski boots. (paraphrase)

    Stage show, 2005find on YouTube ↗

    The originalMartin Matte

    The Quebec comic mimes the ungainly walk of someone in ski boots to make the same observation. (paraphrase)

    Stand-up special (Quebec), 2000find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar74%

    Both make the same ski-boot observation and pay it off with a mimed robotic walk; no spoken lines are on record to compare.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 20/30
    • Punchline 18/30

    Context

  24. SNKC

    Tina Turner tribute act on a riverboat

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Kimberly Condict & Vanessa Ragland

    Highly inspired#24

    Tina Turner impersonators stop between verses of "Proud Mary" to confess how they ended up in a sad gig, which includes a riverboat.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live
    “Actually, when I say I left a good job, I really did leave a good job. Not only did I leave it, I burned that bridge to the ground.”

    SNL — "River Sisters" Tina Turner sketch (Sarah Silverman episode), 2014quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalKimberly Condict & Vanessa Ragland

    Performed for six weeks in summer 2014: a Tina tribute duo muses between verses of "Proud Mary," and one secret from their past is a riverboat gig. (paraphrase)

    Groundlings Sunday Company stage sketch, 2014▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar73%

    Same frame of Tina impersonators confessing between Proud Mary verses, with a riverboat in both, but the jokes inside reportedly differ.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 25/30
    • Punchline 12/30

    Context

  25. Denis LearyBill Hicks

    Jim Fixx died jogging

    Denis Leary , compared with Bill Hicks

    Highly inspired#25

    A defiant smoker points out that Jim Fixx, the jogging guru, died while running, as proof that clean living doesn't save you.

    Their versionDenis Leary

    In his chain-smoking rant against health culture, Leary cites Fixx's death while jogging. (paraphrase)

    No Cure for Cancer, 1993find on YouTube ↗

    The originalBill Hicks
    “Jim Ficks is there, we're comparing our lives; … "Jim, what about you?" "Ww, one night I ate too much tofu and then went jogging…"”

    Relentless, 1992quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar72%

    Both smokers wield Jim Fixx's death against health nuts inside the same persona; Hicks's specific Keith Richards and tofu lines aren't shown in Leary's.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 20/30
    • Punchline 16/30

    Context

  26. SNBZ

    Settl, the dating app for settling

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Ben Zweig & Matt Condon

    Highly inspired#26

    A parody dating app called "Settl" (no "e") strips dating down to settling, with no option to swipe left.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live
    “normal guys with characteristics I'm now willing to overlook”

    SNL — "Settl" (Ryan Gosling episode), 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalBen Zweig & Matt Condon
    “because at this point you're deluding yourself if you think anyone cares about your hobbies”

    Comedy Hack Day LA 2015 finalist, 2015quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar68%

    Same name, same missing e and same no-reject idea, but different formats and different jokes; earlier settle parodies existed too.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 18/30
    • Punchline 12/30

    Context

  27. James CordenNoel Fielding

    Whisper to the mugger

    James Corden , compared with Noel Fielding

    Highly inspired#27

    Defuse a mugging by whispering something intriguing, so the mugger stops to lean in and listen.

    Their versionJames Corden
    “"You are never going to believe what's happened." … "They go like this, they go, 'What?'"”

    The Late Late Show with James Corden (chat with Matthew Broderick), 2017quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalNoel Fielding
    “Because the rules mean they will put down their blade and respond, with a hushed tone: 'What is it?'”

    Just for Laughs, Montreal, 2010quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar68%

    Both hinge on whispering to a mugger until he stops to ask what; the framing and the whispered words differ.

    • Premise 34/40
    • Structure 20/30
    • Punchline 14/30

    Context

  28. SNJoel Haver

    The Charmin bear who wants to perform

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Joel Haver

    Parallel thinking#28

    The son of the Charmin toilet-paper bears wants to quit the family business to perform, against his glasses-wearing dad's wishes.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live

    Live action, with Miles Teller as a young bear who wants to dance; his father is won over by the end. (paraphrase)

    SNL — "Charmin Bears" (Miles Teller episode), 2022▶ watch ↗

    The originalJoel Haver
    “seems like a 1-ply kind of thought”

    YouTube — "Toilet Paper Bears", 2022quote source ↗▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar68%

    The same oddly specific Charmin-bear premise and family conflict, but SNL ends warmly where Haver's short ends dark and unresolved.

    • Premise 37/40
    • Structure 21/30
    • Punchline 10/30

    Context

  29. Carlos MenciaGL

    The Taco Bell joke

    Carlos Mencia , compared with George Lopez

    Highly inspired#29

    A Latino comic's joke built around Taco Bell, which George Lopez says Mencia took for his HBO special.

    Their versionCarlos Mencia

    Lopez has said Mencia's HBO special contained about 13 minutes of his material; the Taco Bell joke is the only bit he has named publicly. (paraphrase)

    HBO stand-up special (as cited by Lopez)find on YouTube ↗

    The originalGeorge Lopez

    Lopez claims the joke as his own. Comic Ted Sarnowski says he did it on radio in 1988, that Lopez used it without permission, and that he explicitly let Mencia perform it. (paraphrase)

    Stand-up actfind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar66%

    Everyone involved calls it the same Taco Bell joke, but no wording survives on record, and even its original author is disputed.

    • Premise 30/40
    • Structure 18/30
    • Punchline 18/30

    Context

  30. Carlos MenciaAri Shaffir

    Who builds the border fence?

    Carlos Mencia , compared with Ari Shaffir

    Parallel thinking#30

    If the U.S. builds a fence on the Mexican border, the punchline is about who would actually be hired to build it.

    Their versionCarlos Mencia

    Mencia did a version of the who-builds-the-wall joke. The linked video is the 2007 Comedy Store confrontation where Shaffir's claim was aired. (paraphrase)

    Stand-up act▶ watch ↗

    The originalAri Shaffir

    Shaffir says the border-fence joke was his and that he had been Mencia's opening act. (paraphrase)

    Stand-up act (Shaffir had opened for Mencia)find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar66%

    Same question, same target for the payoff, but it's an obvious joke that at least two other comics, including Madigan, also told.

    • Premise 36/40
    • Structure 16/30
    • Punchline 14/30

    Context

  31. Jack WhitehallSM

    You came here because you screwed up your A-levels

    Jack Whitehall , compared with Stuart Mitchell

    Parallel thinking#31

    Students at a less prestigious university are reminded they didn't choose it; their bad exam results did.

    Their versionJack Whitehall
    “'Mate get on with the jokes, I came here for the comedy'. … 'No, you came here because you screwed up your A-levels'”

    Mock the Week (BBC Two), 2010quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalStuart Mitchell

    The Scottish newcomer said he wrote a similar gag in February 2009 on a comedy course and performed it in May 2010, calling Whitehall's version 'word switching'. (paraphrase)

    The Stand, Glasgow, 2010find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar62%

    Both use the familiar bad-A-levels-chose-your-university jibe; Whitehall had done his first, and Chortle judged it likely coincidence.

    • Premise 32/40
    • Structure 16/30
    • Punchline 14/30

    Context

  32. Amy SchumerKathleen Madigan

    Paying someone to slap food out of your hand

    Amy Schumer , compared with Kathleen Madigan

    Parallel thinking#32

    A rich person hires someone to physically slap food away from them as a diet strategy.

    Their versionAmy Schumer

    A sketch about a service whose employee slaps food out of Amy's mouth to keep her on her diet. (paraphrase)

    Inside Amy Schumer, "Slap Chef" sketch (S1E6), 2013find on YouTube ↗

    The originalKathleen Madigan
    “But Oprah, you're a billionaire; you have enough money to pay a man to stand there and literally slap s*** out of your hand before you put it in your mouth”

    Stand-up actquote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar60%

    Both pay someone to slap food out of your hand; Madigan's is a quick Oprah one-liner, Schumer's a whole sketch built on it.

    • Premise 32/40
    • Structure 14/30
    • Punchline 14/30

    Context

  33. Amy SchumerPatrice O'Neal

    Made-up sex position names

    Amy Schumer , compared with Patrice O'Neal

    Highly inspired#33

    The comic describes absurd, gross sex acts and gives each one a mock-official name.

    Their versionAmy Schumer

    Schumer runs through outlandish acts she calls "The Abe Lincoln" and "The Houdini." (paraphrase)

    Live at the Apollo (HBO), 2015▶ watch ↗

    The originalPatrice O'Neal

    O'Neal's set featured named acts including "The Gorilla Mask" and "The Poltergeist." (paraphrase)

    The Nasty Show, Just for Laughs Montreal, 2007▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar60%

    Same format of naming gross sex acts like official moves, but every name and payoff on record is different.

    • Premise 34/40
    • Structure 18/30
    • Punchline 8/30

    Context

  34. SNSC

    Beauty and MrBeast

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Studio C

    Parallel thinking#34

    Disney's Beauty and the Beast replayed with YouTuber MrBeast as the Beast, using his over-the-top challenge-video format.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live

    Aired Nov. 8, 2025, with the same title and mashup premise, but it goes in a different direction. (paraphrase)

    SNL — "Beauty and Mr. Beast" (Nikki Glaser episode), 2025▶ watch ↗

    The originalStudio C

    Released Nov. 3, 2025: MrBeast stages a game show in the castle and must win Belle's love to free 100 trapped servants, tracked by falling rose petals. (paraphrase)

    Studio C — "Beauty and MrBeast", 2025find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar60%

    Same title and same mashup five days apart, but SNL reportedly takes it somewhere else; both riffed on the same pop-culture moment.

    • Premise 38/40
    • Structure 14/30
    • Punchline 8/30

    Context

  35. Dane CookLouis C.K.

    Itchy Asshole

    Dane Cook , compared with Louis C.K.

    Highly inspired#35

    A long, escalating riff on the misery and indignity of having an itchy butt in public.

    Their versionDane Cook

    Cook's track "Itchy Asshole" plays the itch as a full-body emergency he can't scratch in public. (paraphrase)

    Retaliation, 2005▶ watch ↗

    The originalLouis C.K.

    C.K.'s self-released 2001 album has a bit on the same subject, recorded four years before Retaliation. (paraphrase)

    Live in Houston, 2001find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar58%

    Same title and same embarrassing subject four years apart; the record doesn't show the two sharing actual lines or a punchline.

    • Premise 34/40
    • Structure 14/30
    • Punchline 10/30

    Context

  36. SNTH

    The dog is watching

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Temple Horses

    Parallel thinking#36

    Couples are put off having sex by their dog staring, and a mock ad sells a product that blocks the pet's view.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live

    Fake ad: couples bothered by watching dogs, solved with a dog-shaped tent. (paraphrase)

    SNL — "Pound Puppy" (Don Cheadle episode), 2019▶ watch ↗

    The originalTemple Horses

    A 2011 fake ad for blinders that stop pets from seeing their owners have sex, with similar shots and dog breeds. (paraphrase)

    YouTube sketch — "Pet Blinders", 2011▶ watch ↗

    Why they're similar58%

    Same embarrassing-dog premise and fake-ad format, but different gadgets, which makes this look most like parallel thinking.

    • Premise 34/40
    • Structure 16/30
    • Punchline 8/30

    Context

  37. Gad ElmalehKB

    Le Blond

    Gad Elmaleh , compared with Kamel Bennafla

    Highly inspired#37

    A character study of the effortlessly perfect blond guy who breezes through life and makes everyone else look clumsy.

    Their versionGad Elmaleh

    Elmaleh built a signature show around 'le blond', a perfect man who glides through skiing, restaurants and airports while everyone else struggles. (paraphrase)

    L'autre c'est moi, 2005find on YouTube ↗

    The originalKamel Bennafla

    Bennafla says that in the late 1990s he performed a story about a nice blond kid who does everything well and ridicules others, on air with a young Elmaleh. (paraphrase)

    Europe 2 Avignon radio appearance, Festival d'Avignonfind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar57%

    Both centre on a blond who does everything well while others look clumsy; Bennafla's version survives only as his own description.

    • Premise 32/40
    • Structure 15/30
    • Punchline 10/30

    Context

  38. Amy SchumerTammy Pescatelli

    Dressing your man badly on purpose

    Amy Schumer , compared with Tammy Pescatelli

    Parallel thinking#38

    A woman deliberately makes her partner look unattractive so other women won't be interested in him.

    Their versionAmy Schumer
    “You dress him like that so no one else wants to have sex with him?”

    Trainwreck, 2015quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    The originalTammy Pescatelli
    “Men, if we love you, we dress you for other women . . . that's why we dress you stupid.”

    Comedy Central Presents, 2006quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar56%

    Same observation that women dress partners badly to keep others away, delivered in different forms: a film question versus a stand-up confession.

    • Premise 34/40
    • Structure 10/30
    • Punchline 12/30

    Context

  39. Dane CookLouis C.K.

    Watching someone get hit by a car

    Dane Cook , compared with Louis C.K.

    Highly inspired#39

    A comic sees a road accident about to happen and turns his own useless reaction into the joke.

    Their versionDane Cook

    Cook acts out witnessing a person get struck by a vehicle, with his reaction as the comic engine. (paraphrase)

    Retaliation ("Struck by a Vehicle"), 2005find on YouTube ↗

    The originalLouis C.K.

    C.K. watches a cyclist about to be hit by a car and wonders how soon he should have shouted a warning. (paraphrase)

    Live in Houston ("Guy on Bike"), 2001find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar54%

    Same scene of a bystander's useless reaction to an oncoming crash; the record shows no shared wording or payoff.

    • Premise 32/40
    • Structure 13/30
    • Punchline 9/30

    Context

  40. Denis LearyBill Hicks

    Cigarette warning labels

    Denis Leary , compared with Bill Hicks

    Highly inspired#40

    A chain-smoking comic mocks the Surgeon General warnings printed on cigarette packs.

    Their versionDenis Leary

    Leary sneers at the warnings in general as part of a combative pro-smoking persona. (paraphrase)

    No Cure for Cancer, 1993find on YouTube ↗

    The originalBill Hicks
    “there's a different warning on each pack. Mine saying: "Warning; Smoking may cause fetal injury, or premature birth." "Fuck it! Found my brand." Just don't get the ones that say lung cancer, you know. Shop around.”

    Stand-up act (pre-1993)quote source ↗find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar52%

    Same target, cigarette warnings, in the same smoker persona; Hicks's shop-for-your-disease payoff isn't on record in Leary's version.

    • Premise 32/40
    • Structure 12/30
    • Punchline 8/30

    Context

  41. Denis LearyLouis C.K.

    I'm an asshole

    Denis Leary , compared with Louis C.K.

    Highly inspired#41

    A comic gleefully owns being an asshole and lists the obnoxious things he does with pride.

    Their versionDenis Leary

    Leary turned the premise into a comedy-rock song, a hit single that reached No. 2 in Australia. (paraphrase)

    "Asshole" (single from No Cure for Cancer), 1993find on YouTube ↗

    The originalLouis C.K.

    C.K. says he had an early bit about people admitting they're assholes, and that Leary expanded it. (paraphrase)

    Early stand-up actfind on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar48%

    The shared idea is owning being an asshole; Leary turned it into a song, and no shared lines are on record.

    • Premise 34/40
    • Structure 8/30
    • Punchline 6/30

    Context

  42. Seth MacFarlaneBM

    The foul-mouthed teddy bear

    Seth MacFarlane , compared with Bengal Mangle Productions

    Parallel thinking#42

    A washed-up, vulgar teddy bear lives in an adult human world, drinking, smoking and chasing prostitutes alongside human friends.

    Their versionSeth MacFarlane

    Ted, a former child-star teddy bear come to life, becomes a hard-partying, crude adult best friend. (paraphrase)

    Ted (film), 2012find on YouTube ↗

    The originalBengal Mangle Productions

    A web-series bear from 2009 who is a washed-up child star with anger problems who drinks, uses drugs and visits prostitutes. (paraphrase)

    Web series — "Charlie the Abusive Teddy Bear" (Acting School Academy spin-off), 2009find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar48%

    Both are washed-up child-star teddy bears behaving badly, but no shared scenes or lines are on record, and the claim was dropped.

    • Premise 28/40
    • Structure 12/30
    • Punchline 8/30

    Context

  43. Dane CookLouis C.K.

    Naming your kid something absurd

    Dane Cook , compared with Louis C.K.

    Parallel thinking#43

    A comic imagines saddling his future child with a ridiculous, unpronounceable or pop-culture name.

    Their versionDane Cook

    Cook pictures naming his son Optimus Prime and riffs on the absurdity of the name. (paraphrase)

    Retaliation ("My Son Optimus Prime"), 2005find on YouTube ↗

    The originalLouis C.K.

    C.K.'s track "Kid's Names" riffs on giving children deliberately ridiculous names. (paraphrase)

    Live in Houston ("Kid's Names"), 2001find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar44%

    Both joke about giving a kid an absurd name, a shared, well-worn idea; the specific name and execution differ.

    • Premise 30/40
    • Structure 9/30
    • Punchline 5/30

    Context

  44. Trevor NoahRussell Peters

    Russian sounds like English backwards

    Trevor Noah , compared with Russell Peters

    Parallel thinking#44

    The Russian language and accent sound like English played in reverse, or like an inherent threat.

    Their versionTrevor Noah

    Noah plays a Russian man whose English sounds villainous, then switches to Russian where he suddenly sounds natural and friendly. (paraphrase)

    Lost in Translation, 2015find on YouTube ↗

    The originalRussell Peters

    Peters rattles off mock Russian at speed to suggest the language is English spoken backwards. (paraphrase)

    Almost Famous (tour and special), 2015find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar42%

    Both riff on how Russian sounds, but they go different ways, and Peters himself conceded Elon Gold did a version first.

    • Premise 24/40
    • Structure 10/30
    • Punchline 8/30

    Context

  45. SNDF

    What's wrong with "Hey, Soul Sister"

    Saturday Night Live , compared with Demetrius Fields

    Parallel thinking#45

    Train's "Hey, Soul Sister" as a punchline about how racially awkward its lyrics are.

    Their versionSaturday Night Live

    In 1955, Andrew Dismukes pleads for his interracial romance with Ego Nwodim by singing an out-of-place "Hey, Soul Sister," with its cringe lyrics as the joke. (paraphrase)

    SNL — "Forbidden Romance" (Michael Keaton episode), 2024▶ watch ↗

    The originalDemetrius Fields

    A club bit he says he did for about five months, picking apart the song and the absence of Black women in its music video. (paraphrase)

    Stand-up set (NYC clubs), 2024find on YouTube ↗

    Why they're similar42%

    Both laugh at how racially awkward Hey, Soul Sister is, but one is a period sketch and the other a stand-up teardown.

    • Premise 24/40
    • Structure 8/30
    • Punchline 10/30

    Context

Joke theft, explained

Questions people ask.

Is it illegal to steal a joke?

Sometimes. In the US, a joke's exact wording can be protected by copyright once it is written down or recorded, but the idea or premise behind it cannot. Lawsuits are rare: writer Alex Kaseberg sued Conan O'Brien in 2015, a federal judge let some of the jokes head toward trial, and the case settled in 2019. Most joke theft is policed by comedians themselves, through reputations, bookings and bans.

How is the similarity score calculated?

It is an editorial rating out of 100: up to 40 points for the same premise, 30 for the same structure and order of beats, and 30 for the same punchline or wording. A high score means the two versions are close. It is not a ruling on whether anyone copied anyone.

What's the difference between stolen, highly inspired and parallel thinking?

Stolen: Admitted, or the record is overwhelming.Highly inspired: Close enough to argue about, and people did.Parallel thinking: Same idea, most likely reached independently.

Who has been accused of stealing jokes the most?

In this file: Saturday Night Live (7 cases), Amy Schumer (4 cases), Conan O'Brien (4 cases), Carlos Mencia (3 cases), Dane Cook (3 cases), Denis Leary (3 cases), Gad Elmaleh (2 cases), James Corden (2 cases), Trevor Noah (2 cases).

How can I check my own joke hasn't been done?

DejaBit's notebook runs a web search for your bit's premise and punchline and compares it against everything else in your notebook, then shows the closest matches with sources.

Every case links to public reporting. These are accusations and the record around them, not rulings. Bit descriptions are paraphrases, never transcripts.